Julia Roberts named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Person
Chris Spags People Magazine is known for making some interesting choices for the top of its famous lists and this year is no exception: Meet Julia Roberts, the Most Beautiful Woman Alive.
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Well, good to know that according to People Magazine the traditional standards of beauty no longer apply. The more you look like a Romanian house servant who can’t afford cosmetics who happened to smash her face on the ironing board, the more beautiful you are. Glad we have a media outlet to teach us that. And it’s not even like she has any inner beauty since she’s apparently a horrendous person. So, good call, folks.
Also making the list was Gabourey Sidibe, also known as “Precious” and presumably the lead in the upcoming film “Grimace: McDonaldland Stories”. Yes. This is beauty. I don’t know what to believe in any more.
Check out the full coverage of the Most Beautiful People if you care about such things (and punch yourself).
Julia Roberts is People’s Most Beautiful Person
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