Julia Roberts named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Person

Posted by Chris Spags on April 29th, 2010 at 3:13 pm

People Magazine is known for making some interesting choices for the top of its famous lists and this year is no exception: Meet Julia Roberts, the Most Beautiful Woman Alive.

julia roberts Julia Roberts named People Magazines Most Beautiful Person

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Well, good to know that according to People Magazine the traditional standards of beauty no longer apply. The more you look like a Romanian house servant who can’t afford cosmetics who happened to smash her face on the ironing board, the more beautiful you are. Glad we have a media outlet to teach us that. And it’s not even like she has any inner beauty since she’s apparently a horrendous person. So, good call, folks.

Also making the list was Gabourey Sidibe, also known as “Precious” and presumably the lead in the upcoming film “Grimace: McDonaldland Stories”. Yes. This is beauty. I don’t know what to believe in any more.

Check out the full coverage of the Most Beautiful People if you care about such things (and punch yourself).

Julia Roberts is People’s Most Beautiful Person
Julia Roberts is a complete bitch [WWTDD]

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.