Juliana Martins is Brazilian and models bikinis (don’t they all?)

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 31st, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Normally I am not fond of the color brown, but somehow she's making it work here...

A sexy lady from Brazil modeling bikinis? Where have I see this before? This particular lady is named Juliana Martins and she is doing her bikini modeling today for Palmers. Juliana is 26 years-old, has modeled for Sports Illustrated, and when she was 13 years-old she was labeled the Brazilian Cindy Crawford by John Casablancas. John Casablancas, he’s that guy who used to do the Top 40 dance music show on the weekends, right? Oh, no that was John Garabedian… whoa, just had a Shadoe Stevens flashback. Be right back… gotta go lie down.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.