October 21, 2011 10:20 am

JWoww is the new face of spandex bodysuits, or something…

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Ah, here we go… Jenni “JWoww” Farley is the new face (is it really face?) of Svedka. That’s why she’s wearing this cleavage-revealing robot body suit. Now I get it. She’s the new Svedka Girl, err, Robot, Robot Girl. I don’t know. Look, cleavage! I guess she’s planning on wearing this outfit to a private party on Halloween somewhere. (And in turn probably making more money in one night than I make in a year. But I don’t hate her for that, uh-uh.)

Side note: This has got to be one of the weirdest photo shoots I have ever seen, and I check out fashion magazines on a daily basis so that’s saying something. We’ve got JWoww in what looks like a robot bodysuit, going trick or treating (I think) with little dogs dressed up as a bee and a ladybug, after slamming what appears to be a Screwdriver, and playing billiards? Welp. They got me. It all ties together perfectly. I totally want to buy vodka now. Be back in a few.