March 17, 2011 7:00 am

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Here’s a Playboy model in a green bikini

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I guess we don't get to pinch her... too bad...

I have to give credit to Karissa Shannon for one thing. She really knows how to take advantage of holidays like St. Patrick’s Day and the Fourth of July. Luckily there is pretty much a (thong) bikini for any occasion. This is way better than posing for fake sexy pictures at McDonald’s or pretending to change a tire in the rain with no top on. This is where it’s at for Karissa. This is her calling.