February 18, 2011 10:00 am

Karissa Shannon is officially the new, even less famous, Heidi Montag

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Karissa Shannon pic 006 Karissa Shannon is officially the new, even less famous, Heidi Montag

The new poster child for sexy desperation...

So here’s Karissa Shannon pretending to change a tire in the rain with her top off. I don’t think even Heidi sunk this low, but then again Heidi somehow was on a TV show. Between this and her and her sister’s fake whatever they were doing at McDonald’s the other day I think Karissa has officially run out of ideas. Normally this is the part where I would suggest she pose for Playboy or do a sex tape if she’s that desperate for attention, but shit she’s already done both of those. Oh well, it’s a hot blonde in a bra in the rain. That’s not all bad.