Katie Holmes looks like a sexy member of the military

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 29th, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Did Xenu approve these photos?

Katie Holmes appears in this month’s Spanish Vogue showing off some cleavage and wearing semi-transparent dresses. She also looks a bit like a hot airline pilot. Maybe this is just the prototype for the Scientology Army uniform when they get everything pulled together for their world takeover. If so, I have to say that I won’t be able to fight back if their women in uniform look like this. Mostly because I won’t be able to stand up. Sneaky Scientology bastards…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.