Katie Price is a freaking marketing genius

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 21st, 2008 at 10:30 am

Somehow no chick in America (that isn’t in porn) as hot as Katie Price (does she ever go by the name “Jordan” anymore?) has figured out that the way to be successful in anything you put your name on is to get out there and “demonstrate” the product on right there on yourdamnself. And they say America is the land of opportunity… pfft… Oh well, on the bright side, at least 89% of you will love this post.

As a wise man once said (and I paraphrase), she is not only the President of the company, she’s a client!

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.