Katy Perry in a bikini is disappointing

Posted by Douglas Charles on April 27th, 2009 at 9:30 am

If you only look at these photos of Katy Perry on the beach in a bikini from the waist up they’re pretty good. But once you go below that you’ll be stricken by the thought, “What the hell is she wearing? Did she raid my grandma’s closet before heading to Barbados?” I know a bunch of you are in love with her so I am posting these pics, but Katy’s gonna have to step her game if she wants to continue to feel the love… so sad. The only semi-redeeming picture is the first one below where she rolls down about six inches of fabric to get her pants about where they should be.

More Katy Perry stuff here and here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.