February 17, 2011 10:00 am

Keeley Hazell is still out there, still sexy

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Keeley Hazell calendar pics Keeley Hazell is still out there, still sexy

Suddenly I am feeling the need for medical attention...

A couple of days ago I was pining for a return of one Keeley Hazell and boom, today I run across her 2011 calendar. Glad to see that she hasn’t completely quit being a sexy babe to scratch out a living. Hmm… aren’t British boobie babe calendars supposed to feature a heavy dose of, umm, boobs? Sure, Keeley looks good, great even, but now this is two times in the last year (her only two appearances as far as I can tell) that I have seen professionally produced photos of Keeley that nary a nipple can be found. This is all Kelly Brook’s fault, I swear. Giving these girls hopes of going mainstream by hiding the goods. First Rosie Jones and now Keeley. Oh well, it’s false hope. They’ll be back. And by “they” I of course mean their boobs.