April 9, 2009 9:30 am

Kellie Pickler knows how to dress

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When you have a rockin’ body like Kellie Pickler and if you must wear clothing, then really the best thing to wear is something that fits as tight to the body as possible. Even better if you plan to get up on stage and perform. Like for example, Kellie performing here at some birthday party for someone I never heard named Hilary Scott (I assume it isn’t the porn star, but that’d be really awesome if it was). Hmmm… I wonder if Kellie would want to perform at my birthday party. It’s being held in my bedroom, but the acoustics are very good in there so I am sure she wouldn’t mind ‘performing’ in there… (UPDATE: Sorry. That was really lame. I’ll do better next time.)