Kelly Bensimon does a bikini cartwheel to stay relevant

I have seen older babes in bikinis running around on the beach doing cartwheels and such before in an effort to stay relevant so this is not a new move by Kelly Bensimon, but it’s a move that still works since I am a sucker for older babes in bikinis running around on the beach doing cartwheels. I’ve never seen The Real Housewives of New York City, nor do I even know if it is still on the air, but thank goodness for Miami Beach because every woman with a half-decent body knows full well that visiting that place is the best way to re-enter our consciousness. That or she could be trying to remind people who she is for when her Playboy issue comes out. Because, otherwise no one will care. Or something…

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