Kelly Carlson makes me want to learn French

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 13th, 2008 at 10:30 am

Kelly Carlson is on some show named Nip/Tuck. Many of you will know this already. Many of you, like me, have never watched the show, but know who Kelly Carlson is because we are high connoisseurs of hot pieces of ass, of which Ms. Carlson certainly is one. Why she is in a French magazine is a mystery to me, but being the sleuth that I am I shall figure it out posthaste.

After doing a little digging it turns out that they had Kelly Carlson pose in their magazine because they like hot pieces of ass too. Go figure… I thought all Frenchies were gay. The more you know! I threw in a few bonus pics of Kelly below because the Frenchies only gave us four pics and that’s not enough for us gluttonous Americans.

Even more sexy Kelly Carlson goodness here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.