Kim Kardashian in a bikini should be a national monument

Now we can fully appreciate why Kim Kardashian’s dress wouldn’t let her bend over to pick up her purse the other day. It’s because her butt is like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone Park. In other words it should be declared a national treasure. Now we also know why she usually covers up her ass when she’s on the beach. I don’t think the world could take much more than these passing glances at it. Guys’ heads might start spontaneously exploding the world over if it were unleashed into the wild on a more frequent basis. And I’ll tell you what else should get some national recognition: whatever magical fabric her bikini bottoms are made out of. Look how the fabric’s somehow managing not to completely disintegrate under the pressure. Phenomenal.


















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