May 21, 2009 9:30 am

Kim Kardashian pretends to be athletic

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I guess Kim Kardashian wanted to feel a little closer to her boytoy Reggie Bush by hitting the beach and tossing the ole pigskin around in Miami the other day. I hate to say it, but anytime I see a babe in a bikini tossing a football around on a beach her status immediately goes up in my eyes. So now Kim has moved up from a skank I hate to just a skank I want to have sex with then kick to the curb with no regard to her feelings the next day. Way to go Kim!!