Kim Kardashian’s ass needs it’s own zip code

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 24th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Here are some pics of Kim Kardashian and her huge elephantitits infected ass. I feel sorry for those spandex pants. All that stress of her ass cheeks forcing the threads of her pants to nearly explode and disintegrate. You can almost hear the faint cry of her pants screaming out in pain. HELLLP USSS!

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.