It’s a sad day when the best calendar the United States has to offer comes from Reggie Bush’s skank Kim Kardashian. But it is what it is, and KimK Superstar brings it better than the rest for our 2009 viewing pleasure.
So as the year comes to a close, here’s what we got for calendars…
The UK (mostly topless): Peta Todd, Sammy Braddy, Keeley Hazell, Danii Wells, Eva Wyrwal, Lucy Pinder, Vikki Blows Jakki Degg, Rosie Jones, Rhian Sugden, Gemma Atkinson, and Danielle Lloyd.
The US (none topless): Jessica Alba, KimK, and a made-up Jennifer Aniston calendar.
You can see the rest of Kim’s calendar here and here…
And even more Kim Kardashian skanky goodness here.










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