October 5, 2011 1:00 pm

The wit and wisdom of Kristen Stewart

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kristen stewart snow white 001 155x214 The wit and wisdom of Kristen Stewart Bella Swan, I mean Kristen Stewart, is this month’s cover girl for Glamour magazine and as such they chose to do an interview with her. She did not disappoint. (I bet she absolutely hates it when people call her Bella, which of course, is why I did it.) Among the little rays of sunshine K-Stew dropped on us in this interview was…

“Good relationship advice for me tends to be being honest and knowing yourself. Don’t be an a**hole. That’s my advice. Don’t be mean. Don’t take sh*t. Don’t settle.”

Gee, thanks, Kristen! You know I get all my relationship advice from 21 year-old never-been-married actresses (as everyone should) so this helps me greatly! She also discloses that she thinks that pets talk to her and Harrison Ford is the epitome of a man. I know, awesome, right? Well, heck, here you guys listen for yourselves. Try not to pee your pants with excitement. Squeeeeee!

Unfortunately, Kristen has that whole, good-looking without trying and happens to have been in a movie seen by trillions of people going for her so we’re probably going to be subjected to many more interviews like this one for awhile. The photo shoots I’m all for (especially when she’s in her badass Snow White and the Huntsman armor), but please, no more talking.