Kristin Cavallari also makes me want to see Max Payne

Douglas Charles Managing Editor

This Max Payne movie should do well. Mila Kunis, people! Plus it apparently is produced and promoted by the greatest geniuses this side of Einstein. Did you see Mila Kunis? Why do I say that these guys are geniuses? Look at this other piece of ass that was in attendance at the premiere, Kristin Cavallari… And yes, I judge the success of a movie by the hotties in attendance at the premiere. Hey, it’s a better system than that fat Ebert guy has.

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Those are some-a spicy meat-a-balls there, folks… (That’s Italian for nice tits, btw.)

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