Kristin Cavallari also makes me want to see Max Payne

Posted by Douglas Charles on October 15th, 2008 at 9:30 am

This Max Payne movie should do well. Mila Kunis, people! Plus it apparently is produced and promoted by the greatest geniuses this side of Einstein. Did you see Mila Kunis? Why do I say that these guys are geniuses? Look at this other piece of ass that was in attendance at the premiere, Kristin Cavallari… And yes, I judge the success of a movie by the hotties in attendance at the premiere. Hey, it’s a better system than that fat Ebert guy has.

kristin cavallari nice 2xxx Kristin Cavallari also makes me want to see Max Payne

Those are some-a spicy meat-a-balls there, folks… (That’s Italian for nice tits, btw.)

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:

Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.