Laura Kaeppeler is the new 2012 Miss America

Posted by Douglas Charles on January 16th, 2012 at 7:00 am

miss america 2012 06 Laura Kaeppeler is the new 2012 Miss America

Because I am sure 95% of you had no idea, I thought I’d let you know that we have a new Miss America and her name is Laura Kaeppeler. I don’t know what the difference is between Miss America and Miss USA is, but she’s your new title holder. Laura is 23 years-old, from Wisconsin, and her dad was in jail for mail fraud when she was a kid. And she looks good in a bikini, which is really all that matters in events like this I believe.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.