January 16, 2012 7:00 am

Laura Kaeppeler is the new 2012 Miss America

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miss america 2012 06 Laura Kaeppeler is the new 2012 Miss America

Because I am sure 95% of you had no idea, I thought I’d let you know that we have a new Miss America and her name is Laura Kaeppeler. I don’t know what the difference is between Miss America and Miss USA is, but she’s your new title holder. Laura is 23 years-old, from Wisconsin, and her dad was in jail for mail fraud when she was a kid. And she looks good in a bikini, which is really all that matters in events like this I believe.