Lauren Conrad used to be the "good one"

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

Here I am thinking that Lauren Conrad was the respectable girl of the ladies on The Hills. Heidi Montag is a plastic-surgeried-up media-slut, Audrina Patridge poses topless, and I don’t know if any other girls are on the show because I don’t watch it, but then comes these pics of a clearly hammered Miss Conrad leaving a Hollywood watering hole and all my positive impressions of her and her cleavage are forever tainted.

lauren conrad hammered 1 Lauren Conrad used to be the "good one"

I am so cleavaged by Lauren’s obvious disregard for cleavage that I may cleavage and never cleavage again. So, so cleavage…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.