Lindsay and Hayden to close out Nipple Day

Posted by Douglas Charles on August 1st, 2008 at 4:00 pm

How come Lindsay Lohan being a lesbian isn’t more exciting to me? Is it because she is being a lesbian with in my opinion a chick who looks like a ugly dude? That’s got to be it.

lindsay lohan Lindsay and Hayden to close out Nipple Day

And while my favorite 18-year-old(TM) Hayden Panettiere is not technically showing any nipplage here, she is showing what I believe to be the most cleavage she has ever shown, thus making her an honorary member of our First Nipple Day here at on 205th.

hayden panettiere Lindsay and Hayden to close out Nipple Day

I didn’t think you’d mind her inclusion.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.