December 13, 2011 1:00 pm

Lindsay Lohan is on vacation, in a bikini

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Lindsay Lohan, she of the leaked Playboy photo layout, is off in Hawaii, hanging out in a bikini, because God knows she certainly deserves a probation-office approved vacation from not working.

Personally I think I prefer these photos over her Playboy spread anyway. It’s Lindsay, not airbrushed, in her natural environment, falling out of her bikini top, and just generally being the pillar of society that we’ve come to know and love.

Though her trip to Hawaii hasn’t been without it’s pitfalls as someone stole her $5,000 purse which also happened to have $10,000 in cash inside, because we all carry that kind of cash don’t we? You never know when you’ll need to buy, ummm, well, the only people I know that carry that kind of cash are degenerate gamblers and people who do lots of blow, so…

Lindsay’s $5,000 Chanel purse was stolen last night from a Hawaii house party — and inside the bag … her passport, important probation docs, and a boatload of cash.

Sources tell us, Lindsay stayed long after police left — driving the entire party into a frenzy for hours looking for the purse — and up until this morning, she had come up empty.

But that’s when one of her friend’s eyed a suspicious-looking local, and asked if he knew where the bag was. We’re told the local denied everything, but showed up with the bag minutes later … claiming he found it on the street somewhere.

We’re told Lindsay was so ecstatic to have the bag back, she didn’t bother asking questions — despite the missing $10,000.

Eh, it’s only cash. There’s plenty more where that came from, right? If only we could all break the law as often as LiLo and still be granted permission to fly to Hawaii to attend parties and hang out on the beach, what a better world it would be. Love ya, California!