Lindsay Lohan is the face of something?

Posted by Douglas Charles on January 28th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Apparently something called Fornarina thinks that Lindsay Lohan is the perfect person to promote whatever the hell it is they sell. I guess if your target demographic is hard-partying, car-crashing, part-time muff-diving women then Lindsay’s your gal!

Come to think of it, wouldn’t the world be a better place if all women were like Lindsay? (Minus the car-crashing part, ah, hell, leave that in too…) Well, done, Fornarina!!

More Lindsay Lohan skanky goodness here.

--- Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:

Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.