October 25, 2011 10:12 am

Lindsay Lohan to pose naked for Playboy

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lindsay lohan playboy 005 309x189 Lindsay Lohan to pose naked for Playboy I think we always knew it was just a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan was going to get naked for dollars, but her posing for Playboy is happening quicker than I thought it would. Multiple reports say that Lindsay started shooting her nudie spread over the weekend and the price she is charging for doing it is rather impressive: somewhere in the neighborhood of $1 million. Apparently they offered her $750,000, but LiLo wanted a cool mill so they settled somewhere in between.

Lindsay’s rep said, “I can neither confirm or deny at this time.” Playboy didn’t immediately respond to our email or phone call.

In other words, this is a done deal. I suppose this makes sense when you’re only other real alternative to being able to pay for things like high-end sports cars is boxing Tila Tequila. (Whatever happened to that $3.4 million offer she reportedly had anyway?)

Her dad, Michael, immediately celebrated this news by getting arrested for domestic violence last night because his ex-girlfriend Kate Major would give him a BJ, according to Major on the police report.

Major claims Lohan pushed her multiple times and squeezed her arms. She claims Mike also told her he would “slit both his wrist and her wrist. He also threatened to throw her off the balcony (4th floor).”

Kate says Michael threw a TV remote control at her … but he missed, so he smashed her cell phone.

Michael then faked chest pains so the cops would take him to the hospital where he tried to escape. I really don’t see how, with parents like Michael and Dina, Lindsay’s life got so off track. They’re pretty much just like the Cleavers when you think about it.

UPDATE: E! News says it is going to be a non-nude shoot. *wipes away tear* So how does one explain her making a million dollars for doing it then? I’m so very confused.

UPDATED UPDATE: She’s getting nekkid, just as I originally reported. I feel so much better now.