November 9, 2011 1:20 pm

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy layout sounds like it might disappoint

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So now there’s more news out there regarding Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming photo spread for Playboy magazine, and it’s not that great, because when I see the words “strategically covered up” I feel a dreaded sense of disappointment setting in.

Hugh Hefner wasn’t pleased with the initial photos of Lindsay Lohan from her shoot for Playboy. Lohan had been on-set between court dates last week with photographer Yu Tsai, hairstylist Serena Radaelli and makeup artist Francesca Tolot, but the shoot was extended into the weekend after Hef didn’t like the results. “He felt the initial shots looked too much like a Kate Moss-inspired fashion story — Lindsay’s choice — where he wanted more of a classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel,” a source said. This weekend, Lohan was accompanied by lawyers, agents and publicists who, sources said, “gave their two cents about what was considered ‘nude’ and what was not.” Sources said Lohan ended up delivering the Monroe-inspired images Hefner wanted. She’s expected to appear nude, but “strategically covered up” in certain shots.

Why does this sound so familiar? Oh yes, because SHE ALREADY DID THAT FOR NEW YORK MAGAZINE three years ago!

Lindsay’s rep also tells us that “the pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay.”

Sorry, there’s only one side of Lindsay we want to see and it ain’t gonna happen in any damn interview.