Lindsay Lohan shockingly not at the Oscars, still impresses

Highly decorated actress Lindsay Lohan was somehow excluded from last night’s Academy Awards show, but she still made the most of her valuable time by spending it in Paris for Fashion Week and taking a dip in the pool. I don’t get it. Lindsay should at least have been up for Best Cameltoe of the Year, just for these photos alone. Sure, it’s not a movie, but just wait… some day we’re all going to be talking about LiLo in a film… shot with a flipcam, in a back room at some bar. Then we’ll see who really deserves an award.

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