Lohan and her boyfriend were in bikinis again

Posted by Douglas Charles on October 3rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Not sure why I keep posting pics of Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend Sam in bikinis. It is such a paradox for me. On one hand, I kind of like looking at Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. On the other, she’s with that dude. On my third hand, this is probably just a prelude to her munching that dude’s box later in the day. I am so conflicted.

lohan bikini Lohan and her boyfriend were in bikinis again

My penis just doesn’t know what to think. I mean, take a look at the pics below. My penis looks to the left and is like, “Wow, I’d like to get me some of that! Right after I get a tetanus shot.” then it looks to the right and runs for cover under my balls.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.