Lonneke Engel is like a hotter, Dutch version of Megan Fox

Posted by Douglas Charles on December 15th, 2010 at 9:00 am

This is my favorite bikini from their swimsuit issue, by the way...

Remember the other day when I declared Marloes Horst to be the new hottest woman from the Netherlands since Doutzen Kroes went on IR with her pregnancy? I was mistaken. Lonneke Engel is now the hottest woman from the Netherlands. I also discovered that South Africa’s version of Sports Illustrated has a swimsuit issue that rivals ours in every way possible (which is where these pics came from). So now that I have discovered Lonneke I have found hot replacements for Megan Fox as well as Angelina Jolie. Pretty soon I’ll have my own stable of hot doppelgangers with which to take over the world. Just as soon as I actually can get one of these babes to call me back.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.