Lúcia Garcia can root for me anytime

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 2nd, 2009 at 8:00 am

According to my man Aurelio in Portugal, Lúcia Garcia is a Portuguese model and TV host on a private soccer channel, Benfica TV. She is 29 years-old and crazy about soccer. I wonder if I told her I was a soccer player if she’d go out with me. I mean for all she knows I could be a pro soccer player up here since 95% of the people who actually live in America couldn’t name five MLS players.

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