Luz Elena Gonzalez has three names because she’s that hot

Posted by Douglas Charles on October 12th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

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Who the hell is Luz Elena Gonzalez? Good question. Well, it turns out she is a Mexican actress known for her roles in soap operas and for having won the contest Nuestra Belleza Jalisco. Figures. A Mexican actress. How come Mexico doesn’t have any ugly actresses like we do up here? I mean, really. What are they doing in Mexico? I thought we were supposed to be the super power, but we still churn out actresses like Renee Zellweger, Kathy Bates and Sarah Jessica Parker. We suck.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.