Hero of a man involuntarily vomits whenever he sees Kim Kardashian semi-naked

Douglas Charles Managing Editor

Kim Kardashian Wonder Woman Hero of a man involuntarily vomits whenever he sees Kim Kardashian semi naked

Meet Mike Amess, a man who says that he breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he sees or hears the Kardshians and says that viewing a semi-naked Kim makes him vomit. If only more of the world were like Mike.

♬”Sometimes I dream…That he is me…You’ve got to see that’s how I dream to be…”♬

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The 24-year-old from Exeter explains, “Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians” nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky.

“My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch.”

Mike, who is gay, says his fear of the Kardashians started when he watched Kim’s now notorious sex tape at the age of seventeen.

Yep, that would do it.

Mike says that his phobia has got worse since Kim’s fame skyrocketed and his fear now extends to the whole Kardashian family.

He explains, “Kim and her sisters look and sound so similar – they’re a mess. They make my stomach churn, I hate it. I dislike everything about them, especially their physical appearance. I don’t understand how anyone could find them attractive. I can’t stand their voices either. They’re so whiny and shrill – it really gets under my skin.”

Mike’s most recent ordeal saw him throw up after accidentally seeing Kanye West’s racy music video, “Bound 2,” which features a topless Kim straddling the singer on a motorbike.

I love this man. Can someone make a Kickstarter or something to reward him for all his suffering. Heck, while we’re at it let’s start one of those White House petitions to get Kim and her family removed from all media seeing as how they’re an actual health hazard and all now.

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Man so petrified of the Kardashians that the sight of semi-naked Kim on TV makes him VOMIT with disgust [Daily Mail]


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