Mario Lopez’s girlfriend is top-heavy as hell

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 17th, 2009 at 9:30 am

Courtney Mazza 0051 Mario Lopezs girlfriend is top heavy as hell

Man, life is good for A.C. Slater. First he was banging this mannish-faced hottie who wasn’t afraid to show some nip on the beach, and now he is nailing some chick who I guess does Broadway plays or something named Courtney Mazza. (Note to self: Go see a Broadway play… soon.)

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.