Marisa Miller is wet, attends movie premieres

Posted by Douglas Charles on April 29th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

So Marisa Miller attended the premiere of some movie that I won’t be seeing called Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past. I’m sure it is a great movie or Marisa Miller wouldn’t have been there, but it sounds like a chick flick and I am way too much of a man to see something like this. Unless there’s nudity in it. Then I am there like a fat chick on a bag of Cheeto’s. Oh yeah, the wet bikini pics… they’re for something called Wurth. No idea… just threw them in because I am awesome like that.

More Marisa Miller awesomeness here and here…
… and some NSFW Marisa awesomeness here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.