Mixed martial artist Wanderlei Silva, who will be fighting Quinton “Rampage” Jackson for the third time at UFC 92, would definitely be my first choice when it comes to selling toilet paper, because, well, ummm… hmm.
Thanks to awesome genius reader Matt for the vid.
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