One of the luckiest SOB’s on the face of the earth is still getting down with a Victoria’s Secret model. NBA’er Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima were spotted together at some crap called the 3rd Annual American Ballet Theatre Noche Latina, confirming that he is still having better sex than all of us combined (despite her claims of being a virgin… I choose to ignore all that.)

And yes, Marko, you are still on My List. Like you give a crap. Bastard.






P.S. Happy Birthday, Adriana.
UPDATE: They just got engaged. Gahhh!
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