July 2, 2010 7:00 am

Megan Fox in a bikini with her choke husband

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Megan Fox bikini pics 0061 Megan Fox in a bikini with her *choke* husband

Doing her best to shove the knife a little deeper into the pants of 90% of the heterosexual males of the world, Megan Fox played around on the beach the other day with her new husband, Brian Austin Green. (Man, I hated typing that.) I actually saw these photos yesterday, but it took me this long to get up the strength to post them. Plus, by waiting until now, I you can take time over this holiday weekend and paste your own head into these photos and pretend that none of this foolishness ever… happened.