Melinda Messenger knows what kids like

Posted by Douglas Charles on March 6th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

I have actually heard of this Melinda Messenger babe. I think she is a lingerie model and if there is one thing all kids like it’s a lingerie model as evidenced by her appearance at the Children’s Champions 2009 awards in London recently. Of note is the fact that Melinda is 38 years-old. I’d give my left nut to have a wife who ~~has boobs that~~ looks like this at 38, but thinking that way has made some people call me superficial and sexist, so forget I said anything…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.