Men just can’t help but look at Katy Perry’s chest

Posted by Shawn Norris on June 7th, 2010 at 11:24 am

This my favorite picture of the entire MTV Movie Awards extravaganza that was held this weekend. MTV VJ Sway Calloway may be unusually cool and collected on-camera, but dude, don’t take a peak when all the cameras are on…

“Hey, buddy, why don’t you sway the ol’ eyes up to my face where the mouth part of my body is trying to give you an interview.”

I expect this type of behavior from host of the show Aziz Ansari because of this clip:

But I expected better from Sway. Who am I kidding? How could you not look at those things when they are out on display like that? They are quite hypnotic…

…wait, what was I saying? Oh, and that’s how you build your own birdhouse out of Popsicle sticks and a spot welder.

MTV Movie Awards slideshow [MTV]

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Shawn Norris Shawn Norris used to write things for National Lampoon and the now-defunct Blue Monkey Disco Party as "Douche Larue." Now he spends most of his time writing jokes, scripts, and trying to find a literary agent that will return his calls. Even though he wasn’t born yet, he often takes credit for faking the moon landing. Also, he’s allergic to tequila -- it makes him breakout in felonies.