Michelle Hunziker is too damn hot

I love Michelle Hunziker. I’ve never actually seen her in anything other than photos, but I still love her. Look at these photos of her in this month’s GQ Italy and tell me you don’t love her too. Sure, I have no idea why she’s famous. I guess she’s a big star in countries that are not America, and with a body like this it’s easy to see why. I just wish some TV or movie exec here in the States would give her a job so we’d get to see more of her than we do now. In fact, I think we are way below our Swiss babe quota in general. Get on that, Hollywood.

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