I don’t know what magic elixir the Islanders’ Mike Comrie is feeding poor Hilary Duff, but she is apparently sucking it down like grape Kool-aid as the two of them are still somehow together.

Let’s do the math here… Mike Comrie, 27 years of age, below average hockey player. Hilary Duff, 20 years of age, actress, singer, songwriter, fashion designer, film producer, spokesperson, seriously hot piece of ass, a freaking industry herowndamself. It’s gotta be the drugs, Danny…






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