Miranda Kerr is the present that keeps on giving

Much like yesterday when I wanted to give you one last peek at the hotness that is Doutzen Kroes before squeezing out a kid, I am doing the same today with Miranda Kerr. Thankfully, the fine folk at Victoria’s Secret were kind enough to snap these holiday lingerie pics of Miranda before she ballooned up and killed her career. I don’t know what kind of policies Victoria’s Secret has in their modeling contracts about their Angels getting pregnant, but there really should be something in there about not letting two of them get knocked up at the same time. It’s just bad for business and I am all about making sure they stay in business.

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