Miranda Kerr was born to do this
Be a model I mean. Miranda Kerr was born to be a model. She was also born to bear my children, but for some reason she likes that Orlando Bloom guy over me. Pfft…
I don’t know who this David Jones guy is, but if he needs any help with his next show, have him call me…
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And some NSFW Miranda Kerr stuff here.


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