
Okay, now jump up and down...
I’m not sure if these photos of Monica Bellucci in the latest issue of GQ Italy are new or not as if that really matters, but I do know that I like them very, very much. I suppose if I spoke Italian, or as people who annoy me pronounce it EYE-talian, I would know the back story to these pics. Then again if I spoke Italian I would just be too sexy for my pants and wouldn’t have time to write things like this because of all the lay-hay-adies who’d be hanging on my every word all day, every day. Hmmmm… Rosetta Stone here I come!!!!
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