Monica Bellucci heats up Max magazine

The woman who never seems to age, Monica Bellucci, appears in the February issue of Max magazine. If Monica were American she’d be a trillionaire. As it is, she’s probably just a millionaire. Her talents haven’t really translated to American media, though if I were a movie producer I’d just cast her in a movie in which all she would do is walk around in the background the entire flick wearing various bits of lingerie. The rest of the movie, the script, other actors, would be pretty much irrelevant. Man, I missed my calling…

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