October 28, 2011 7:00 am

Monika Pietrasinska with a lesson in female Halloween costumes (28 pics)

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female halloween costume 00 Monika Pietrasinska with a lesson in female Halloween costumes (28 pics)

Yeah, I'm not sure I'd go this route... still hot though...

Since it’s almost Halloween I wanted to take some time today to discuss costumes, namely women’s Halloween costumes. Luckily, model Monika Pietrasinska was kind enough to provide us a few tips. As you can see, there are many ways to go, all of them good. You have your French maid costume, your pirate costume, your nurse costume, and ummm, some other ones that I am not sure really even qualify as costumes, but we’d still accept. Any of these would be excellent selections. They key to any successful female costume, as you can see, is skin. Oh, and cleavage, cleavage is good too. Really, a woman could go dressed up in a paper bag and as long as she shows skin and/or cleavage she’d have a shot at winning best costume. In fact, try it! (And send me pics.) I’ll be back later today with another lesson, so be sure to stick around.