February 17, 2009 1:00 pm

Nadine Velazquez knows how to wear a dress

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Nadine Velazquez recently attended the 13th Annual Art Directors Guild Awards, because, um, I guess because she’s hot and is on TV. There you go…

This is one of those cases where a woman can look just as sexy in clothing as she can not in clothing. A rarity, but it does happen. It’s like Haley’s Comet, only slower and more likely to induce wood, or something… I am high on cough syrup, so just ignore me.