December 27, 2010 3:00 pm

Natalie Portman is pregnant, engaged

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This movie poster is more appropriate today than ever...

Cross Natalie Portman off your list. Now we know why Natalie was getting so buck-wild lately what with the thong videos, and the stripping videos, and the lesbian videos, and the masturbation videos, she’s getting married and wanted to sow those final big screen wild oats. And just when I was about to take her off my most overrated list too…

Natalie Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child, her reps confirm to People exclusively.

The couple met during the production of Black Swan. Portman’s performance in the film has earned her nominations for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award.

Wait a second… she’s engaged to a choreographer? And pregnant with his child? Did I sleep through January, February, and March and wake up on April Fool’s Day? Oy vay! Well, enjoy these photos of Natalie, fanboys, because it’s gonna be several months/years before Nat looks this good again.