And I like me some Nelly Furtado. Sadly, she is now married…

This Max Payne movie is going to be a freaking blockbuster judging by the splendid pieces of ass that came out for it’s premiere. Even if it does star the anti-semitic Marky Mark. And I repeat: Did you see Mila Kunis?




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