Nic Cage won’t eat pork because he doesn’t enjoy pig sex
Shawn Norris
It’s not because he can no longer afford it… it’s because the way in which pigs have sex doesn’t meet the standards of his unique palette.
“I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex.”
Nic Cage won’t eat pork because he doesn’t like the way that pigs have sex. Apparently fish copulate in the correct manner because the actor doesn’t have a problem eating them. Same with birds.
“I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.”
What? This story has me somewhat confused. I can’t tell if this is a real story or if this is just a few quotes being used out of context. On one hand, I wonder what kind of reporter asks these types of questions? On the other, I can totally see someone like Nic Cage segueing a perfectly normal conversation into “I only eat fish because I like the way they have sex.” If this is true, this is weird. If this is false, this is still weird. Or maybe it’s just time for Nic to start watching something other than the Discovery Channel.
Cage admits his odd sexual appetites [The Sun UK]
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