The only time I have ever done a post on Nicollette Sheridan here at on 205th is when she is wearing a bikini. Do you think maybe this has taught her a lesson? A lesson that if she wears a bikini all the time, sexy people like me will keep her ass in the public eye, perhaps? Hmmm? Hmmm?

I’ll say it again, “She’s 44?!” Nicky, baby… you are “Too sweet!” (Sorry… Blame Scott Hall’s recent shenanigans for my nWo reference.)




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